July232014

How can I hate the fact that you don’t do all the things that are destructive in a relationship;
I’m so messed up

9AM

Im glad what I felt it over.

I feel so much better and so much happier now that I’ve gotten those terrible thought out of my head.
You make me happy
You are right most of the time
You know me so well, its scary

July222014
2PM

asvprock:

My mom is such a bipolar bitch.

2PM

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

image

(Source: manda, via turneduppp)

1PM
dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

dekutree-official:

twirlingtroye:

sneak peak at Iggy Azalea’s new video

how dare you compare teen pop sensation britney britney to her you uncultured swine

(via quejeva)

1PM

daftpostpunk:

you better pop lock and drop that attitude

(via asvprock)

July182014

myndirnotur:

this show has 7 emmys

(Source: jardsale, via bens-bright-star)

11PM

somethingaboutfandoms:

thefuuuucomics:

I’D WATCH IT

BUT THIS IS LITERALLY PERFECT

(Source: supersuperkawii, via bens-bright-star)

11PM
blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen, via foreveralone-lyguy)

11PM

dynastylnoire:

magnacarterholygrail:

the-goddamazon:

geeksquadgangbang:

when “being cute” goes real

LMFAO BUT THE SILENCER ON THE PISTOL

THE REALEST

play with me and find out what happens

(via hopelesss--romantic)

11PM
11PM
“My wants are simple: a job that I like and a guy whom I love.” Emily Giffin, Something Borrowed (via -kelly)

(Source: simply-quotes, via -kelly)

11PM

(via -kelly)

11PM
“Do you ever wish you had a second chance to meet someone for the first time?” Unknown  (via midautumnrain)

(Source: little-roro, via -kelly)

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